NEON MAYHEM

GEMINI // ANTIGRAVITY ENGINE v1.0
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AGENT_PETE
LEVEL 1
0 / 100 XP
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SELECT YOUR OPERATION

Choose an adventure below to earn Experience Points (XP) and unlock new achievements.

VIOLENT
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Dino Runner: Neon Carnage

Chrome Dino, but prettier, blue, and loaded with violence. Dash through cyberpunk forests, slice up ravenous Death Bunnies, and rack up combos!

+XP Runner Mode
STRATEGY
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Smokey's Forest Fire Tycoon

Take flight in an eagle's bird-eye view. Control fires, dig lines, deploy helicopters, and catch fire-crazed Death Bunnies under the guidance of Smokey the Bear.

+XP Tycoon Mode
NARRATIVE
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CYOA: Backyard Apocalypse

Choose Your Own Adventure meets backyard design. Try placing a fire pit, trampoline, or hot tub. Every design choice has chaotic, bunny-infested consequences!

+XP RPG Mode
SCORE: 0
KILLS: 0
COMBO: 1x
RUN XP: 0 XP

NEON CARNAGE

Press SPACE / CLICK to Jump

Press F / TAP BUTTON to Slash Death Bunnies

WASTED

You ran into a cyber-hazard or got chewed by Death Bunnies.

Score: 0

Bunnies Slashed: 0

XP Secured: 0 XP

DINO RUNNER: INTEL

Welcome to the digital grid. Run as far as you can. Jump over spikes and chasms.

WARNING: DEATH BUNNIES are lurking. They have glowing red eyes and teeth made of pure code. Slashing them in mid-air yields massive combos!

Combos multiply both your score and the XP you earn during the run!

BUDGET: $1,000
FOREST COVER: 100%
XP EARNED: 0 XP
WIND: N 2mph

FOREST FIRE TYCOON

Smokey the Bear needs your help! Deploy helicopters, excavate fire lines, and protect the forest from spreading blazes and hyper-active Death Bunnies.

FOREST ASHES

The forest has burned down! Smokey is extremely disappointed.

Final Forest Cover: 0%

XP Secured: 0 XP

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SMOKEY THE BEAR
"Hello Ranger! Ready to fight some forest fires? Watch out for dry spots and those pesky spark-spreading death bunnies!"

INCIDENT REPORT

System ready...
LOCATION: YOUR BACKYARD
BUNNY INFESTATION: 0%
XP EARNED: 0 XP
BACKYARD BLUEPRINT
House Placed Element Death Bunny

PLANNER JOURNAL

INVENTORY

  • No items carried

BACKYARD STATS

Aesthetic Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Smokey's Approval: Neutral
Endings Found: 0 / 6